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May 8, 2026
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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

The Blunting of the Park: an Opening Day preview in verseThe Blunting of the Park: an Opening Day preview in verse
Minnesota Twins Discussion
By Matt Monitto
Twins to invest in cloning technology for complete Rogers bullpenTwins to invest in cloning technology for complete Rogers bullpen
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Matt Monitto
That’s the way we remained the Pohlad bunchThat’s the way we remained the Pohlad bunch
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Have a very merry, Cherry Cherry Christmas!Have a very merry, Cherry Cherry Christmas!
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
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Report: Burglars claiming to be “Christmas spirits” break into Pohlad residenceReport: Burglars claiming to be “Christmas spirits” break into Pohlad residence
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Matt Monitto
Santa Claus announces limited ownership stake in Minnesota TwinsSanta Claus announces limited ownership stake in Minnesota Twins
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Matt Monitto
The Wonderful Wizard of OzThe Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Zach Koenig
The Minnesota Twins Breakfast ClubThe Minnesota Twins Breakfast Club
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Zach Koenig
Little Nicky Punto, manager?Little Nicky Punto, manager?
Breakfast & Baseball
By James Fillmore
Rob Manfred announces HR Derby ties to be broken with an All-Star GameRob Manfred announces HR Derby ties to be broken with an All-Star Game
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Matt Monitto
Randy Dobnak challenges Yankees catcher J.C. Escarra to Opening Day Uber-offRandy Dobnak challenges Yankees catcher J.C. Escarra to Opening Day Uber-off
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Matt Monitto
An “Air Bud: Seventh-Inning Fetch” CHRISTMAS MIRACLEAn “Air Bud: Seventh-Inning Fetch” CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By James Fillmore
The wrong Twins player is into Air Force planesThe wrong Twins player is into Air Force planes
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By James Fillmore
A mildly silly look at the new Twins “shortalls”
Spooky season in Twins TerritorySpooky season in Twins Territory
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Zach Koenig
Rocco Baldelli: My new title is ‘King’Rocco Baldelli: My new title is ‘King’
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Twins Find Surprising Silver Lining on Disappointing Road TripTwins Find Surprising Silver Lining on Disappointing Road Trip
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By John Foley
Twas The Night Before Baseball...Twas The Night Before Baseball...
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Benjamin Jones
Theme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cutTheme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cut
The Case for Miguel SanoThe Case for Miguel Sano
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
An oral history of Twins’ JoesAn oral history of Twins’ Joes
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Jake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoningJake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoning
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Viral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos CorreaViral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos Correa
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Awakening from coma, Twins fan asks “what the hell happened”Awakening from coma, Twins fan asks “what the hell happened”
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Teaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short playTeaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short play
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?
Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Benjamin Jones
The Wally Holland Stats LeaderboardsThe Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards
Minnesota Twins Analysis
By John Foley
Welcome to the club, newbieWelcome to the club, newbie
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
An MLB Alternative to the Winter ClassicAn MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Robert Engvall
The twelve days of Twins-masThe twelve days of Twins-mas
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Scenes from an off-season, volume the nextScenes from an off-season, volume the next
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing downWillians Astudillo finds success by slowing down
Minnesota Twins Analysis
By John Foley
The ballad of Rowdy and SteveThe ballad of Rowdy and Steve
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
The Twins are technically still in it.The Twins are technically still in it.
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Kent Hrbek disappointed to discover the Twins traded for John Gant; had been practicing “sweet wrasslin’ takedowns”Kent Hrbek disappointed to discover the Twins traded for John Gant; had been practicing “sweet wrasslin’ takedowns”
Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammateTrevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate
Iowa things that shocked Brent RookerIowa things that shocked Brent Rooker
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
The Twins, but as Pro WrestlersThe Twins, but as Pro Wrestlers
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
By Brian McCann

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