Salı, Mayıs 5, 2026 at 11:03pm →
I thought they had a fleet of Hondas for this?
The Camp David Accords?
Salı, Mayıs 5, 2026 at 3:15pm →
To me, this is Bluesky: — atticus goldfinch (@atticusgf.bsky.social)
Salı, Mayıs 5, 2026 at 12:19pm →
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, — Sam (@mardiroos.bsky.social)
Pazartesi, Mayıs 4, 2026 at 8:25pm →
We should replace “Quiet Quitting” with “Acting your wage”. — Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)
Pazartesi, Mayıs 4, 2026 at 10:40am →
microdosing pto by dissociating at work — ovary ✨ (@ovaryactorr)
Pazartesi, Mayıs 4, 2026 at 10:39am →
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters — sky (@iamspacegirl.bsky.social)
Pazar, Mayıs 3, 2026 at 12:41am →
Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations.
Well, you know what that means… — Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC (@alexthebluefox.bsky.social)
Pazar, Mayıs 3, 2026 at 12:40am →
tired: ADD
wired: ADHD
inspired: AD4K
— Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social)
Cumartesi, Mayıs 2, 2026 at 3:56pm →
hi, my name is mary, I’m a citizen of a simcity you abandoned decades ago. my family moved to the region because of promising and rapid progress we saw taking place. we believed in you as mayor but after a series of natural disasters hit you vanished without a trace. in the power vacuum chaos ensued — Chris DeLeon Ⓥ make your own games (@chrisdeleon.bsky.social)
Cumartesi, Mayıs 2, 2026 at 3:54pm →
You’re telling me a vibe coded this website? — Raltz Klamar (@raltzklamar.bsky.social)
Cumartesi, Mayıs 2, 2026 at 3:54pm →
(I make a “mouth” with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it)
Richard Dawkins: hmmmm
(I put lipstick around the “mouth”)
Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
Cumartesi, Mayıs 2, 2026 at 3:53pm →
ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It’s empty, you say?
CAT: That’s right.
IC: And has it ever not been empty?
C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not.
IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that’s-
C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not
Cumartesi, Mayıs 2, 2026 at 3:49pm →
CERN weasel is on display in an exhibit in Rotterdam! Which naturally makes one wonder if it might be possible to collect its DNA, clone the weasel and send it back into the LHC for a timeline reboot — Mindy Weisberger (@laminda.bsky.social)
Perşembe, Nisan 30, 2026 at 8:05pm →
Mad Max movie where he stumbles into a guy named Bruce who just has Solar on his house and an EV and he’s basically fine. — Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social)